I can’t think of a single fucking thing i would lose by deleting this fucking account. Like besides memes all this shit website gets me is breakdowns. I guess I’ll just drop off the face of the fucking earth for a day or 2. Bye you shit hell site

From like an objective standpoint i think my life would be 100% better if i deleted all my goddamn social media. Like fuck it all man who gives a shit

jacobtheloofah:

i’m starting to have more fun with fallout 4

mintitacos:

Just a smoothie

based off of this 

neverblogidly:

geekandmisandry:

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

poseyslegtattoo:

heterophobicaaron:

seeing gay ppl in public being Gay and talking abt being gay & being confident & unashamed & Out is honestly the most healing thing there is

I was at my internship and a Respiratory Therapist came up to the floor and he started talking about his boyfriend with one of the nurses and pulled out one of those cliché half heart necklaces and said his bf got it for him and it cured my depression for 3 weeks.

Feeling, ,,, inadequate

claustrophiles:

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

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